Plain&Simple

May 22

(via marijuanote)

May 20

(via typeographie)

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

May 19

goodlittlebadlittleme:

i’d love to live like this for a few years

housewifeswag:

let’s do this.

Please

(Source: tokeletesterdek)

May 19

(via momomonroe)

May 19

(Source: urhajos, via momomonroe)

May 18

two-color:

American photographer Mitch Dobrowner has scooped the top prize at this year’s Sony World Photography Awards, picking up the L’Iris d’Or for his series of impressively stormy landscape images.

(via selected-few)

May 18

spookypuke:

sobs

(Source: highbiscus, via ohlovelypop)

May 18

theniftyfifties:

Passion Has Red Lips… pulp fiction cover art, 1950s.

(Source: lasirenadulce)